This is a modified snippet from the comedy-fantasy short story I wrote for my friend as a Christmas present. FYI, this takes place inside Braum's (an ice cream shop).
The mouse-size cricket chirped as it washed its face.
Then it raised its head, and fell silent. Suddenly it jumped up on the table, and people
screamed when it dunked its face in the sundae.
“It's
eating ice cream!” Sasha said, putting her hands up to her head and stepping
back. The woman in the track suit returned. “Oh, this is just bizarre!” she said. Suddenly, Sasha's hand slipped and gathunked into her head. She felt something hard and
metallic in her grasp. There was more screaming behind her as she pulled her
hand out of her head and wrestled a metal spoon from her hair. A broad grin
spread across her face for a moment, but it slipped as she realized a spoon
wouldn't do her much good. She stashed it and looked down at her body where the
utensil had just been absorbed. Concentrating hard, she imagined her hand gathunking
into her body and grabbing something more useful. She closed her eyes and
reached in, and her hand closed around what felt like a knife handle. She
opened her eyes and swung out with it, making the runner lady jump back.
“Careful
with that dagger!” she said.
“Here
goes nothing.” Sasha raised the knife over the cricket and took aim. In one
swift slice and a crunch the cricket's head fell to the floor, still latched
onto the ice cream. A couple drops splattered Sasha's new white TOMS.
“You
did it!” Danny said. “You figured out how to use your metal-absorbing superpower!”
“That
is so freaky,” Sasha said.
“But
awesome!” Danny said.
“Bizarre!”
said the runner lady.
By
now, several people had run out of the store screaming, several had called the
police, and the rest were either watching in horrified fascination or
complaining to Patrice, the manager on duty.
“Oh,
that's just bizarre!”
Sasha barely heard Runner Lady's declaration. What she did hear
was a strange clicking sound. One look at Danny's wide eyes staring behind her
made her whirl around. A huge cat-sized cricket crouched on the table in front
of cone line. It gave a chirp, and before Sasha could use the six-inch blade
that was in her hand, it leaped to the ground and dug into both the peanut
butter cup ice cream and the smaller cricket's head.
“Ugh!”
Danny said. He stood up in his seat and hopped over the table to the aisle. A
strange noise came from the bug, and it slowly increased in decibels. It
sounded like, “mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMM! YUUMMM!” Then it lifted its shiny
black ice cream-smeared face. “Heh! Yoo tink yoo so bigbig cause yoo kill
bugbug?”
“Ahhhhh!”
Sasha and Danny both screamed and jumped back.
“Look
out, yoo hyoomans. He is coming. DESDEMONE is coming. He is big, and he is
coming to get yoo.” To Sasha's horror, it pointed two spindly antennae at her.